- What did you learn in school today?
- Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

- Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
- Student: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

- Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
- Student: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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ana y isa dijo...

: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

cristian dijo...

Which month has 28 days?

ana y isa dijo...

Tarzan is a character from books and films who lives in the jungle with the animals and his wife Jane.
One day Jane asked him why, when he moved through the trees, swinging from branch to branch, he shouted so loudly.
He replied that a pharmaceutical company paid him to do so. The company makes pills for people who have sore throats and cannot speak loudly. Tarzan sucks the pills and the company films him and his loud shouts. They use the film for publicity to prove that their pills are effective.

pilar,alba cruz,diana .2º a dijo...

There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."

The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."

On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."

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